Today, we’re delighted to host a blog tour for Butterman (Time) Travel, Inc. by P.K. Hrezo as part of the official blog tour. See all of the blog tour stops HERE and be sure to keep reading to learn more about a fun blog tour contest!
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Guest Post from PK Hrezo, author of Butterman (Time) Travel, Inc.
Time Traveling Teens Anonymous (TTTA)
My webbies give me a hard time in the chat rooms and think I’m a spoiled brat. They say—there you are with your own family time-craft at your beck and call—can go almost anywhere, anytime, so why aren’t you giddy and giggly instead of being all serious? They don’t get it.
That’s why I’m here today, at TTTA, hoping to get a little support for the kinds of things I go through. I mean, it’s not like there’s a lot of us out there, right? And here’s the thing—I don’t mind the routine time-craft maintenance (I love it actually,) I’m talking about dealing with snotty secretaries on Web conferencing when they call for their oh-so-important bosses and treat me like some kind of naïve doofus. I know more than they ever will about time travel, but they act like they’ve earned some kind of holier-than-thou badge just because they work for rich jackasses.
There’s a lot of stress involved when it comes to messing with time strings, and some passengers just don’t understand what we go through to avoid possible paradoxes.
And then there’s the fact I live in the middle of nowhere and see the same people in town, day in day out, because nobody in their right mind would ever move to the Arctic. Translation: no hot guys.
Or how about having time traveling parents who spend more time plotting coordinates and mapping time-ports than watching their only daughter score big in holographic Evil Dead 14. And by the way, what the hell’s a movie night, right? I see my webbies talking about them and for a few minutes I get super envious and jones for the kind of life where you can relax, eat popcorn, and veg out with the fam, sans work related activities.
But then all of a sudden it hits me and … I remember … I just witnessed the swearing in of the U.S.’s first woman president in the year 2020. Before I was even born. And that’s pretty effin’ cool. *sigh*
*Blinks eyes slowly* So what are we all doing here at this pathetic meeting feeling sorry for ourselves, when we can be planning our next time trip? Come on! We’ve got places to go, people to see, and timelines to penetrate.
Thank you so much for having me here today and featuring my book!
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PK Hrezo is a native Floridian whose life could easily be a Jimmy Buffet song. She shares her home with her firefighter husband and their two children. When not creating characters and their worlds, PK can be found at her other job of rearranging passenger’s itineraries for a major international airline. The only hobbies she loves more than traveling, are reading, writing, and music, and when the four are combined she exists in total bliss.
She blogs regularly at PK HREZO: Fearless Fiction http://pk-hrezo.blogspot.com/