So, there’s this book coming out later this month that I’ve sort of been intrigued by for a while. It started with the title — Fat Vampire by Adam Rex. Then I saw the title. And read the summary. And then these two hilarious book trailers came out. And now I REALLY can’t wait to read Fat Vampire:
Here’s more about Fat Vampire, which comes out July 27th:
Doug Lee is undead quite by accident—attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it’s just not the same.
Then he meets the new Indian exchange student and falls for her—hard. Yeah, he wants to bite her, but he also wants to prove himself to her. But like the laws of life, love, and high school, the laws of vampire existence are complicated—it’s not as easy as studying Dracula. Especially when the star of Vampire Hunters is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings.…
Leave it to Adam Rex to create a thought-provoking novel that takes on teen angst, sexuality, identity, love, and undeath in ways that break it out of the genre.
Novel Novice 
ahahahaha. The Re-Vamp one was my FAVORITE. Hilarious. If the book is half as amusing as the trailers, I’ll be in love.